Post by IBDaMann on Jul 21, 2020 23:44:54 GMT
Cult of the Mask
Almanac and Desk Reference
Almanac and Desk Reference
... introducing the challenger, weighing in at 3-ply for a total rating of 3.0 µm (3,000 nanometers) ...
ZHONGCHEN BFE95% Face Masks, 3-Ply Cotton Filter Medical Sanitary for Dust, Germ Protection and Personal Health Care
Protective face masks made from non-woven material and feature elastic earloops for comfort. Bacterial Filtration Efficiency (BFE) is the effectiveness of a material to filter bacteria of a specified particle size, 3.0 µm (micron) ± µm. This expressed as a percentage of a quantity that does not pass through the material.
* Packing: boxed
* Type: disposable mask
* Size: 6.89''x3.74'' (17.5x9.5cm)
* BFE95%, with a 95% protective efficiency
* 3-ply contton filter, that is comfortable and Hypoallergenic for wearing
* With earloops for wearing
* FDA, CE qualified
HOW TO USE
* Pull and extend the mask with two hands and be sure that the nose clip is upward
* Hold the mask onto face and pull elastic bands over ears
* Press and adjust nose clip to fit and form the shape of nose bridge
* Discard after every use
... and in the red corner, tipping the caliper at 120 nanometers, fighting out of Wuhan, China ...
The Church of the Mask is a leftist anarchist movement that has been appropriated by the World Health Organization, the UN and other Marxist strongholds bent on destroying capitalism and all world governments. The cult has its roots in the child's game "cooties" blended with the UK's "dreaded lurgi" and adapted for adults to play. The game pretends that the human breath has cooties/dreaded lurgi ... officially called "COVID-19" and all people must avoid the breath of others or they are "out" or otherwise receive a "penalty" imposed by the other players. Players earn bonus points for ditching employment, for not going to school, for shuttering a family business or anything else that contributes to the WHO victory condition of destroying the economy.
VACCINE: proper noun
God and Savior of the Cult of the Mask, and heralded as the new overseer of personal health (since late 2019); born out of necessity due to the fabled failings of Immune System, the future arrival of Vaccine on Earth is believed to be mankind's only hope in absolving their sin and winning the war against COVID-19 once and for all.
Subsequent to the very timely arrival of Vaccine, thanks to the great President Donald J. Trump, it is now believed that one must continue onward with strictly adhering to every single cult ritual (such as donning The Mask and following all Social Distancing guidelines) even AFTER the arrival of Vaccine, effectively recognizing Vaccine not only as an entity that does NOT provide any meaningful benefit to a person, but also as an entity that is NOT the God and Savior of the Cult of the Mask, yet Vaccine is continued to be heralded as the God and Savior of the Cult of the Mask. This belief, like many other Cult of the Mask beliefs, falls under Settled Science.
IMMUNE SYSTEM: proper noun
The "prior" overseer of personal health, who (since late 2019) has been unpersoned by the Cult of the Mask due to their belief that Immune System has "done nothing" but "stand idly by" during mankind's war against COVID-19. Can these buffoons not see the gigantic shield stopping viruses dead in their tracks?!?!?!? Anyone with a functioning brain cell is fully aware that Immune System does a damn fine job at stopping viruses at the front door of Respiratory System Highway, so long as one is willing to treat him with some TLC (aka "the way yo momma raised you").
COVID-19: proper noun
According to the Cult of the Mask, COVID-19 is Satan incarnate. Born out of a lab in Wuhan and emboldened by unfettered fear mongering, COVID-19 and his demon army, through their skilled use of mutation and infection, have been waging an all out war against mankind for their sins since late 2019.
According to the Cult of the Mask, mutation is believed to be an ability possessed by COVID-19 and his demon army whereby they can alter their identity while retaining their identity. The Cult desperately hopes and prays, in lieu of their Savior Vaccine, that COVID-19 and his demon army will "mess up" while using their mutation power and end up weakening themselves rather than strengthening themselves. Due to the paradoxical nature of this belief, the Cult of the Mask will sometimes refer to such "mutations" as if they ARE COVID-19, while at other times refer to such "mutations" as if they are something entirely different from COVID-19. This belief, like many other Cult of the Mask beliefs, falls under Settled Science.
According to the Cult of the Mask, infection is believed to be a death sentence judgement carried out by COVID-19 and his demon army for one's sin. The more intelligent among mankind refer to this as a "mild flu" that "happens annually" and is "nothing to fear monger about". Since only a fraction of a fraction of a percent of people who experience infection at the hand of COVID-19 and his demon army subsequently die, this belief falls under Settled Science.
COVID DEATH: noun
A death by any cause whatsoever whereby the deceased is claimed by someone/anyone to have had any of a long list of symptoms that could potentially be indications of possible COVID-19 infection. This does not mean that the death was caused by, exacerbated by, accelerated by or even made more likely by the COVID virus. A COVID death is not a death from COVID but is rather a death with possible COVID. No testing for COVID is required for the "COVID death" determination to be made, nor is any sort of confirmation of COVID presence within the deceased; it is sufficient that some symptoms merely be anecdotally reported for the hospital or other medical facility to receive
A Cult of the Mask member, normally with such strength that is unshaken by logic, math, science, or any sort of reason; can be identified by various similar sounding mantras, including but not limited to: "mask wearing is necessary to prevent the spread of COVID-19", "stay safe", "we're all in this together", "new normal", "masks work", "how hard is it to wear a mask?", "what freedoms/liberties are being taken away from you?", and "masks stop the droplets that contain the virus".
A self-righteous member of the Cult of the Mask, can be immediately identified by the "Holier-than-thou" virtue-signaling and the inordinate disdain s/he holds for those who s/he catches quietly removing his/her mask in order to be able to breathe for a moment. A Maskhole can also be identified by their bigotry, treating every interaction with another human being as if it were a real "life and death" version of "cooties". To put this insanity into perspective, even little children are fully aware that "cooties" is just a for-fun game of make-believe.
FACE DIAPER: noun
The proper term for explaining why facemasks should be forthwith discarded/disposed immediately after use and never re-used and never shared. You wouldn't reuse toilet paper, would you? You wouldn't change one baby's diaper by replacing it with another baby's dirty diaper, would you?
The Cult of the Mask believes that the human breath is the most heinously unclean of all that is vile, like pork is to Muslims, and should be illegal.
CONTACTLESS DELIVERY: noun
A Cult of the Mask approved method of delivery (typically for pizzas, but works similarly for other items) in which, after the pizza is cooked, an employee touches the pizza to take it out of the oven, touches the pizza to move it to the boxing area, touches the box that the pizza will get placed inside of, touches the pizza to place it into the box that they just got done touching, touches the pizza to slice it, touches the box to enclose the pizza within it, touches the box to put the feel-good "safety seal" sticker onto it... then:
[if you pick the pizza up "curbside"] touches the box to begin carrying it out to your car in the parking lot, touches the entrance/exit door of the building that everyone else has touched time and time again throughout the day, touches the box when placing it into your hands (now YOU'RE touching the multiple-times-touched box),
[if you have the pizza delivered to your house] touches the box to put it into the delivery vehicle, touches the box to set it down by your door (until you come outside to touch the multiple-times-touched box),
and voila, "contactless" delivery.
In Church of the Mask Mythology, the non-compliance with Social Distancing and Mask Wearing. This includes the heinous crimes of: hugging, kissing, tickling, holding hands, high fives, hand shakes, fist bumps, noogies, massages, leaning your body against someone, playing with one's hair, wrapping an arm around someone, consoling someone, or otherwise coming into physical contact with another human being in any conceivable way...
They have COOTIES!!!! Remember???
According to the Cult of the Mask, rioting, looting, arson, and vandalism are all "morally acceptable behavior" that should be encouraged, yet THOU SHALT BE DAMNED FOR ETERNITY if thou darest go to a beach, a movie, a place of employment, a restaurant, a bar, a Trump rally, a State park, or even to a church service.
Also known as an "anti-vaxxer", a "science denier", or a "conspiracy theorist", a non-believer of Church of the Mask Mythology, aka one who tells the Cult of the Mask to shove their face diaper where the sun don't shine; one who doesn't adhere to Social Distancing and Mask Wearing. A Sinner can typically be identified by their support for President Trump, the Constitution, freedom, justice, liberty for all, the full recognition of unalienable rights endowed by their Creator, and the general well-being of the USA and all of its citizens.
An uber left-wing ideologue, immediately identified by their open display of at least some, if not all, of the following: rioting, looting, arson, vandalism, anger, hatred, uncontrollable screaming/sobbing, mindless chanting, bigotry, and racism.
A protester is believed by the Cult of the Mask to be completely immune to the mutation and infection powers of COVID-19 and his demon army, thus is absolved of all sin and is not subject to the tenets of Social Distancing and Mask Wearing. Any infection resulting from the "heroic" actions of protesters is thus falsely attributed to the "heinous" sins of sinners. This belief falls under Settled Science.
CEREMONIAL GARB: noun
A "holy symbol" of the Cult of the Mask; includes anything that can be donned out of pure desperation to "keep the cooties away". This includes but is not limited to: masks, gloves, protective eye wear, face shields, hazmat suits, plastic bags, and mummifying oneself with saran wrap.
THE MASK / MASK WEARING: noun
The "holy of holies" of ceremonial garb; the "aim of the game" behind the Cult's core tenet of Mask Wearing (aka, the requirement that one must don The Mask while "out and about") is to successfully instill mass fear and paranoia throughout the whole world so that all governments (and eventually their citizenry) will ultimately comply with a one-world-government mandated "solution" to their government caused "problems" that is "for their own safety", while also simultaneously implementing a world-wide and instantly recognizable symbol of said compliance that is similar to the niqāb face covering already worn by many Muslim women.
A common mantra that is parroted by the Cult as an attempt to "justify" Mask Wearing (via virtue signaling) goes as follows: "Your mask protects me and my mask protects you"... In English, this mantra is making the irrational claim that a virus is able to enter through the pores of a mask, yet is mysteriously unable to exit through those very same pores. This belief, like numerous other Cult of the Mask beliefs, falls under Settled Science.
SOCIAL DISTANCING: noun
A core tenet of the Cult of the Mask; the requirement for all people to keep at least six feet apart from each other while "out and about" (aka, the hardcore version of "cooties" for adults) is sold to the more gullible among humanity as a "necessary precaution" to ward off the infection of COVID-19 and his demon army until the future arrival of Vaccine on Earth.
Social Distancing is recognized by the more intelligent among humanity as an official and tangible guideline, a "rule book" of sorts, and a perfect compliment to the aforementioned symbolism and agenda of The Mask / Mask Wearing. Social Distancing works in a similar fashion to the "base path" in baseball, delineating how players can avoid penalties and fouls. Encroachment over the Social Distancing "line of scrimmage" could get you called for a technical foul or even get you ejected...
... However, if you're a "good little boy/girl" and keep yourself strictly within the "base path" while cautiously advancing from "base" to "base" whenever it is safe to do so, then you are allowed to stay in the game and keep running up the score for Team United Nations.
SETTLED SCIENCE: noun
Any element of the Cult of the Mask that runs counter to immunology, virology, mathematics, and/or logic.
THE MEDIA: plural noun
The "pastors" of the Cult of the Mask; their job is to preach fear mongering sermons to the masses on a daily basis, otherwise known as 'Two Minutes Hate' sermons. They also double as "spiritual advisors" for anyone seeking guidance in, and/or further understanding of, Church of the Mask Mythology. This is usually advertised to the masses by use of the slogan "facts, not fear".
NUMBER OF INFECTIONS: noun
According to the Cult of the Mask, a continuous tally of infections which have occurred since late 2019. Since this number is actually unknown, an ever-increasing very high number is
NUMBER OF DEATHS: noun
According to the Cult of the Mask, a continuous tally of all COVID deaths which have occurred since late 2019. This randU number,
LUCKY BASTARD: noun
In Church of the Mask Mythology, any person who, "against all odds", survives the infection of COVID-19 and his demon army. In actuality, this amounts to WELL over 99% of mankind... in other words, pretty much everyone.
HERETICAL DOCTRINE: noun
In Church of the Mask Mythology, any form of speech that opposes any of the core tenets and dogma of the Cult of the Mask.
HOW DARE YOU?!
ALL-CAUSE MORTALITY RATE: noun
One of several heretical doctrines of Sinners (aka "the raw data from the CDC that Maskwearers choose to ignore or otherwise deny") which clearly shows that the 2019-2020 flu season was right in line with prior flu seasons before, at, and for about a week after the "pandemic" declaration (in fact, 2019-2020 was a rather mild flu season comparatively). All-cause mortality rate is heretical because it exposes the truth that everything and its mother is purposely being classified as a covid death to "bring and keep butts in the pews".
The red line in the charts below depicts the moment that the WHO declared a "pandemic", apparently being able to prophesy a VERY sharp, but merely few week-long, increase in mortality (that is not only completely uncharacteristic of past mortality rate "peaks", which tend to be much less sharp and tend to occur over the much longer course of two or three months, but also uncharacteristically simultaneously happened across varying areas of the world). Obviously, that was all "just a coincidence" and "not at all planned"...